@WhatevaConc: Shout out to hotel maids changing sheets on February 15th.
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@GuyThe_Guy: My wife puts her pants on just like everyone else, but when she gets one leg in I push her over while she's off balance.
@xLiserx: The Wizard of Oz: A teenage runaway gets caught in a storm, commits manslaughter, & crosses state lines to see a man more than 3x her age.
@TheToddWilliams: I know it's International Women's Day but I'd like to give a shout out to all the national and local women as well.
@garrydavenport: Thinking of my mother at Christmas, looking down on me. She's not dead, just very condescending.