@WhatevaConc: Shout out to hotel maids changing sheets on February 15th.
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@WildeThingy: "I want to swim with an overweight, rich white guy before I die." - Dolphin bucket list.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Be safe this weekend, otherwise your dumb friends will end up telling some local news reporter how you were always the "life of the party."
@trouteyes: Policeman: Name please? Woman: Cheryl Cole Policeman: Your FULL name Woman: (quietly) Chernobyl Coleslaw