@WhatevaConc: Shout out to hotel maids changing sheets on February 15th.
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@neiltyson: Don't know whether to be disturbed or enchanted that the word sesquipedalian is onomatopoetic
@garrydavenport: Unexplainable things: 1) Stonehenge 2) ESP 3) How my car insurance company can magically lower my renewal cost when I threaten to leave them
@BenjyHimmel: *wearing an apron and oven mitts* This is an old family recipe *I take a bag of M&Ms out of the freezer*