@markydoodoo: Shout out to my sweatpants for loving me through thick and thicker.
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@Nikkeya08: We're just two people shitting in side by side stalls waiting for the other person to go out so we don't have to show our face
@ScottLinnen: Filed a restraining order against Starbucks. Creepy. Every time I turn around, there they are.