@markydoodoo: Shout out to my sweatpants for loving me through thick and thicker.
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@Thynebear: [buying condoms] Do you have anything bigger? Like if someone wanted to pretend to be a slippery ghost for a day, or something like that.
@MrGeorgeWallace: Good thing they had us dissect frogs in high school that prepared us for all the times in real life we've had to dissect frogs.
@yaboybillnye: SCIENCE FACT: if you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.