@markydoodoo: Shout out to my sweatpants for loving me through thick and thicker.
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@NYC_Blonde: Dr: We need you to come back for additional blood work... Me: Why, is something wrong?! Dr: Yes. Your blood sample was mostly champagne...
@MmeJey: Sliding my tongue in every hole not breaking eye contact with deli clerk is why they kicked me out & won't let me buy Swiss cheese anymore.