@MrGeorgeWallace: Shout out to political bumper stickers, changing nobody's mind and lowering the value of your car and whatnot.
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@TheHyyyype: WIFE: i have a gynecologist exam today ME: what?? i didn't even know you were in med school
@LLCoolJeffrey: Hobbies include: 1. Crying about the past 2. Procrastinating in the present 3. Worrying about the future