@RocketRankoon: Shout out to Pringles for admitting they're addictive, unlike cigarettes and heroin the two biggest liars of the snack industry.
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@BellPupper: ME: hey I’m just in time to watch the meteor shower! METEOR: um, how about a little privacy?
@AGreaterMonster: If Twitter has taught me anything it's that the best career choice is divorce lawyer.
@leechee420: Watching a show about women who choose to give birth outside. Like, let's take the most painful experience of my life and add bugs and shit.