@NakedWhiteAss: Shout out to Pringles for never giving us a half can of air.
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@GrowlyGrego: Hypothetically, when is the right time to tell your divorce attorney that you've never been married and you love spending time with him?
@Prero22: I have a splitting headache today. Voldemort must be back from the dead and attempting to kill me.
@williamwanton: I love you Mario but you need to stop taking shrooms, breaking into haunted houses, and killing turtles! You have a dinosaur to take care of