@Jayson_Two_time: Shout out to the guy behind me flashing red & blue lights.
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@daemonic3: REALTOR: This community has a great neighborhood watch WIFE: [sees me suddenly excited] Don't you dare ME: WHO DECIDES WHO GETS TO WEAR IT
@AbbyHasIssues: Right now 36-year-old Meghan Markle is celebrating her marriage to a prince. Right now 36-year-old me is celebrating the fact I found lasagna in the freezer. Guess we're both living the dream