@Jayson_Two_time: Shout out to the guy behind me flashing red & blue lights.
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@murrman5: [wife replies to text that I found a genie] dont do a thing im almost home [she pulls up and the car from the cars movie is in the driveway]
@finah: reminder that winnie the pooh wore a crop top with no panties and ate his favorite food and loved himself and you can too
@Dank_Pal: [Job Interview] Sir, it says here you're part of a small group of criminals that primarily kills interviewersoohhhhmygod
@MartaEffing: My self esteem flared up this morning. So I put on my bikini and checked my bank account. Ahhh... That's more like it.