@Jayson_Two_time: Shout out to the guy behind me flashing red & blue lights.
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@Geanina_26K: I'm going to nap so hard today, my pillow Is going to need a cigarette when I'm done with it
@ventivodkacran: ...and the award for best lead actress in a dramatic role goes to me for "I Have A Sinus Infection, Why Don't You Care That I'm Dying"
@KalvinMacleod: WORM: Why do caterpillars think they are better than us? OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*