@junejuly12: Shout out to the person who had the balls to open the first no kids allowed restaurant
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@therealeatwood: “…and silk so fine, Sire, that fools cannot even see it.” EMPEROR: So idiots can see through my clothes? That sounds completely acceptable.
@rolldiggity: A Star Wars scene where drunk Luke and Han admit they have no idea what Chewie and R2 are saying, and then they both just start laughing
@seamussaid: the true test of a child is not how he treats his friends, but how he treats Minecraft villagers
@WildeThingy: [revenge plan] *invent miniaturisation machine. *shrink to tiny size. *crawl all over sleeping spider's face.