@MrGeorgeWallace: Shout out to the top 5 waters in the world, holy, tap, you can lead a horse to, baby with the bath and bridge over troubled.
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@DurtMcHurtt: Bank employees are called tellers, remember that next time you whisper them secrets.
@aissalanis: Asking my friends for advice then turning around and asking the internet when I don’t like their answer.
@robfee: Being a New York Jets fan is like watching Titanic every Sunday and cheering for the boat.
@BuckyIsotope: KIM JONG UN: I am the angriest craziest most unstable leader in the world and I have the worst haircut DONALD TRUMP: hold my beer