@1Happytwit: Shouting "Shotgun" will get you the front seat of a car or a heap of cash if you whisper it to a cashier.
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@Doyle_McLain: BREAKING NEWS ON FACEBOOK! Pam wants everyone to know what a great husband Don has been these last 8 years & for making her so very happy!
@robcorddry: Batman's an example of a guy who took his parents double homicide and made lemonade
@singwithTaffy: Please, by all means, call my landline. I'll reply with a postcard attached to a helium balloon
@jackiembouvier: I've been up for 20 hours. There's no way I could perform surgery right now. Mainly, because I have no medical training.