@FlashShumway: Shoutout out to maps. I don't know where in the world I'd be without them
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@InigoUnleashed: Making a frisbee out of bread. Let's see how those bloody pigeons deal with that!
@secondofhername: Lawyer: As My Lord knows,... Judge: Don't presume I know it, counsel. Lawyer: Beg pardon. *clears throat* As My Lord ought to know...
@HeyoShellz: Dude tried to pick me up at the gym but I was like bro I'm dying just let me lay here
@JasonIsbell: If y'all are gonna insist on calling those things "hoverboards," I'll be over here flying around with my "jetpack."