@JanelSantaCruz: Shoutout to Batman for being a true American and proving the only superpower you need is money.
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@Cheeseboy22: Sometimes when I'm sitting in a swivel chair, I'll turn around quickly and smile and pretend I'm in the opening credits of a sitcom
@SlipperySecret: I'm going to pretend you didn't say that. ...because I don't have time to get arrested today.
@Honda_954: Two cannibals are eating Dane Cook. One says to the other, "does this taste funny", the other replies "No".