@JanelSantaCruz: Shoutout to Batman for being a true American and proving the only superpower you need is money.
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@Bagyants: It's convenient for my password security needs that my mother's maiden name is Waffles4%
@UncleDuke1969: Me: Leonard Nimoy died today. Co-worker: From Star Wars? *goes home* Wife: How was your day? Me: Leonard Nimoy and a co-worker died today.
@lovemydogduck: I will be tweeting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.