@peterjames48: SHOUTOUT TO LIBRARIANS! (*sorry*)
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@VestaTot: My coworker just took a broom and pole vaulted over the cubicle partition to confront the woman who accused her of being on speed.
@AnnaKei26: According to the New England Journal of Medicine, the blood alcohol level is to be measured in Lohans now
@jwoodham: KATY PERRY: Can I use a real tiger? NFL: No way, that would be dumb. KATY PERRY: Oh I'll show you dumb.
@Carter_TCB: I bet if Jesus had turned water into Vodka. The Bible would've been a lot more interesting.