@peterjames48: SHOUTOUT TO LIBRARIANS! (*sorry*)
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@TheMichaelRock: No thanks, flu shot. I look forward to three days off from work and returning looking like I was on a diet for six weeks.
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: If you love something, set it free. If it returns, it probably can't pay its student loans.
@KentWGraham: Get your employees to work harder by “accidentally” leaving articles on the printer about reducing staff.
@samalmightysam: The world would be a better place if everybody drank alcohol. It would get even better if some of them choked on it.