@peterjames48: SHOUTOUT TO LIBRARIANS! (*sorry*)
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@JohnLyonTweets: As a kid one Christmas Eve I set out dog biscuits instead of cookies and it turned out Santa was not a jolly old elf. Not. At. All.
@bacon_gillepic: Me: Your cat looks pregnant Friend: Impossible it's an indoor cat Me: What have you done
@sameralkhoury: I freak out when i don't see the L and R marks on headphones. There's no way I'm taking that risk.
@thetigersez: Literally nothing gives me more anxiety than when someone asks me what I like to do for fun.