@weinerdog4life: Shoutout to my upstairs neighbors who wrestled a large moose last night
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@MissAnneBlondie: Coffee so strong, you finish the "to do" list, that you haven't even written yet.
@SkinnieTalls: The best thing about coming from a big family is being able to talk louder than normal people.
@TwinSurvivalist: It breaks my heart to know that I live in a country where some of its citizens actually can't believe that isn't butter.