@TheMichaelRock: Shoutout to the dozens of people still trying to make Google+ a thing!
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@goldengateblond: The worst thing about dentists is they put that paper bib on you but they never bring you lobster.
@NourHadidi: How to stop checking someone's Facebook page: 1. Delete your Facebook profile 2. Break your phone 3. Give away your laptop 4. Die
@JoParkerBear: Donald Trump is probably the closest we'll ever get to electing Eric Cartman president.