@LMLMadness: Show her how romantic you are by sprinkling body parts in a trail leading to the bed.
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@DaddyJew: "Daddy, how are babies made?" "Well son, when a man and a woman have too much to drink.."
@zachreinert03: As I get closer to 30 I start to worry about more big picture things like famine and over population in my apartment