@LMLMadness: Show her how romantic you are by sprinkling body parts in a trail leading to the bed.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Junk_Boat: She told me she "literally died laughing," and that's when I realized she had to be a zombie and shot her in the face.
@UncleDuke1969: *kneels to pray* “Hello, God?” “YOU’VE REACHED CUSTOMER SUPPORT.” “Who is this?” “MY NAME IS BRAD.” “Are you in Heaven, Brad?” “NO, INDIA.”
@Bluestmoon_: 78% of parenting is spent anxiously praying they don't notice the minuscule lego piece you just vacuumed up.
@ericsshadow: I can tell exactly how much someone weighs by how much noise they make when I push them down the stairs.