@Dawn_M_: Show him you care by leaving the message "I see you" on his bathroom mirror.
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@keyblur_justin: I was going to have sex with you, but you asked what Mario Kart was and wore pants inside the pillow fort....I'm just kidding. I don't care.
@_ElvishPresley_: [commercial for boiling water] *enemies at castle wall are splashed with cool refreshing water* castle guard: there must be a better way!
@ShaunRightNow: I'll always remember the day my wife said "yes" to my proposal. And I'll never forget that it was the last thing we ever agreed on.
@OldUncleDaveO: I run from my car all the way to the front door of McDonald's because fitness is a lifestyle