@Dawn_M_: Show him you care by setting his house on fire so he will have to move in with you and never be lonely again.
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@ReticentTurnip: Are you questioning my vocabulary skills, pal? Cause you are gonna get punched right in the plethora
@tudorgrrrl: How come I can get free wifi with a $3 cup of coffee but I can't get it with a $150 hotel room?
@raniao2011: When I wake up at night, I reach out to you, I love you not for what you look like I love you for what you have inside. (Me to my fridge)
@hazelmotes1: "They are more afraid of you than you are of them." -people who know even less about me than they do about bears