@JasonLastname: Show your neighbor they shouldn't park their boat outside of their house by filling it with two of every animal.
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@TheCiscoKidder: Cop: Why did you burn that building down? Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.
@rickkondell: Surfing is a good choice for people who like skateboarding but wish it had more sharks.
@munkayc: Bought cheap helium gas. Now boyfriend's annoying snoring doesn't make me want to kill him, but my fear of clowns has tripled..