@JasonLastname: Show your neighbor they shouldn't park their boat outside of their house by filling it with two of every animal.
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@Momtoteens: If you don’t wear a body wallet to bed with all your cash in it, you aren’t really raising teens.
@tricycle_champ: [walking away from taco truck] WIFE: whats wrong ME: nothing WIFE: did u think the truck would be one giant taco ME: *wiping away tears* no
@Michael_Erhart: I'm gonna be a professional farmer when I grow up. I've been wanting to get in that field for years.