@JasonLastname: Show your neighbor they shouldn't park their boat outside of their house by filling it with two of every animal.
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@Michael_Erhart: [First date] Me: "So, what do you do?" Date: "I'm a librarian." Me: "Oh, my bad." *Whispers for the entire rest of the date*
@robfee: Dang girl are you the old lady from Up, because I've only been here for like 5 minutes and you're already gone.