@OhNoSheTwitnt: Shower like nobody is watching.
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@Tylerosis: There's only two types of people in the world; people who think they can categorize everything, and people who are not morons.
@Prof_Peejay: Her:"What do you do?" Me:"I teach astronomy." Her:"OMG!! I'm a Sagitarius! Can you see my future?" Me:"Yes, you'll go home alone tonight."
@ElleOhHell: A great way to make people nervous is to tell them where the bathroom is without their asking.