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@internetluke: [showing my family to coworker]
This is a picture of my daughter & my cat. Mittens & Jack.
"You named your daughter Jack?"
Nope, mittens

[showing my family to coworker]
This is a picture of my daughter & my cat. Mittens & Jack.
“You named your daughter Jack?”
Nope, mittens

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