@themiltron: [showing my pool to a friend] and this is my hole, it's where i keep too much water
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@BoogTweets: A TV should have been called a watch and a watch should have been called a time machine. Fight me.
@buy_2_hams: *Evanescence* (Buy two hams!) Buy two hams right now! (I need two hams!) I need two sopping hams (SAAAAVE ME)