@aSapCoolDad: *shows up to marathon with perfect hair* Yeah I've been conditioning a lot for this race
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@Brampersandon_: [Evan]: This new hair product is the best [Brad]: Yeah. Check out Jack still using mousse [Jack]: *with Bullwinkle on his head* Shut up guys
@ddsmidt: I want to be in a heavy metal band just so I can scream terrible things at crowds of people and not be accused of having PMS.
@iwearaonesie: wife: 9 got a ninja costume. Pretend you can't see him 9 [standing in front of the fridge] *giggles* me *hits him in the face with the door*
@robrouse: Bin Laden's neighbours interviewed "we had no idea...he just kept himself to himself really..."