@8bitf0x: *shows up to salsa lessons with tostitos* haha what the heck are you idiots doing
@davidkenny100: What I don't understand is, how did Jabba the Hutt become so powerful? He's just a fat, lecherous crook.
@KKAlThani: Kristen Stewart always looks like she just found out she was adopted.
@NaomiGlitter: Why do people say half a dozen?
Why can't they just say Six
@hippieswordfish: 'babe, i'm ready' -says my wife, from the bedroom
'be right there' -i say from the bathroom, trying furiously to untangle my yo-yo string