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@WheelTod: Shrimp: My mom's coming to visit
Starfish wife: Again?! The 3rd time this year?
S:She's lonely
Wife: Oh grow a spi...
S: Grow a what, Karen?

Shrimp: My mom’s coming to visit
Starfish wife: Again?! The 3rd time this year?
S:She’s lonely
Wife: Oh grow a spi…
S: Grow a what, Karen?

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