@KattieCO_H: "Shut the door, drop your pants, and get on top of me." -My toilet
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@Cunda22: I always wear a wet suit and goggles to the pub so I don't look like an idiot when I wake up on the beach in the morning.
@junejuly12: *receives invitation to dry wedding* *becomes wine smuggler and most popular wedding guest ever*
@mejustbeth: Thought I was having a good hair day. Mother Nature likes to keep my ego in check though. She's really good at that.