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@AlexvanBeek: SHUT UP. BEES CAN'T SPELL.
@FullMetalMommy: My husband brought home one happy meal for two kids.
Frankly things would have been less dramatic if he'd brought home a girlfriend.
@mansizedthumbs: In case nobody has Facebook, it's cold outside.
@shanethevein: When she says she prefers the strong, silent type she means her vibrator.
@thedailymarker: Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Gays are definitely from Saturn. You know the only planet chic enough to accessorize with a belt.
@TheWoodenslurpy: In my 20s, I was bullied by a crow the size of a chicken for several months.