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@yogaknifefight: Shut up laundry.Nobody wants to do you.
@itsonlyzach: Pregnant - Beyonce
Pregnant with twins - Beytwice
@TheBoydP: Missed connection: She wanted classy and I thought she said gassy...
@kentgrossarth: Sign: "No alcohol past this point."
Translation: Bet you can't chug this entire beer, right now.
@IamEnidColeslaw: "911, what is your emergency?"
I got stuck in a beaded curtain
@TimFederle: WHAT DO WE WANT?
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
see, this is the problem