@yogaknifefight: Shut up laundry.Nobody wants to do you.
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@zachreinert03: I really hope I don't wake up tomorrow morning. I don't want to die, sometime in the afternoon would be nice, or even the next day
@robfee: Dang girl are you the old lady from Up, because I've only been here for like 5 minutes and you're already gone.
@megbada: I absolutely recommend falling in love with your twitter crush and traveling about 3612 miles to boink them.
@blood_orphan: I have a tenuous grasp on the English language. Shakespeare? That dude's grasp on the English language was, like... twelveuous.