@WilliamAder: Shutdown Apocalypse Update: Hearing now that the government closed the Grand Canyon. Not sure if they roll a tarp over it or how that works.
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@suziqkelley: I hate to cancel plans, but in all honesty, when I made them earlier I was younger & full of hope.
@eyeswidebutt: me: SHOW ME WHERE IT SAYS `NO CATS ALLOWED' thats not a cat its a king cobra & it just went into the ballpit me: Bitey loves kids doe
@SadieSmithRoks: Next time my cat has some friends over, I'm going to puke right next to where they are sitting and see how she likes it.
@mrsjohngoodman: Remember when The Backstreet Boys told us to show them the meaning of being lonely and we were like ok