@danguterman: Sick of the media always blaming video games for the rise in fantastical jewel-seeking quests.
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@MollySneed: Every once in a while someone comes along, and if you are really still they'll eventually go away.
@tastefactory: [in front of fire] DATE: I'm still kinda cold *she looks at my jacket* ME: Oh! Yeah *I take off jacket & throw it in fire* That oughta do it
@bourgeoisalien: I feel like maybe if God didn't spend all his time helping people win at sports and awards shows he'd have time to fix some shit