@djdarrellripley: (Sigh) I thought "The Scarlet Letter" was a book about red stationery....
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@KentWGraham: It costs over $235,000 for parents to raise a child today. And that's just for the alcohol.
@shawnspree: My condolences for you and your family through this difficult transition is why my wife won't let me send back wedding RSVP cards.
@XplodingUnicorn: 4-year-old: Why do robbers steal money? Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don’t they just steal the stuff? She’s a criminal mastermind.