@djdarrellripley: (Sigh) I thought "The Scarlet Letter" was a book about red stationery....
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@HatfieldAnne: Googles “what happens if you accidentally eat raw cookie dough” [5 minutes later] “twice”
@Iffy_Penguin: ear doctor: your hearing hasn't gotten any worse. me: that's great news. ear doctor *puts down megaphone*: not really. me: what?