@SteveDutzy: Clark Kent is such a hipster. He has fake glasses, still uses phone booths, & prides himself as being the only one who hasn't seen Superman

@trentistweeting: [all the dairy products r hanging out] Milk: lets go drink Cheese: yea Yogurt: yea Whipped cream: my gf says i cant. its scrapbooking night

@nedprice: Always love it when Members of Congress say they disagree w/ intel community's analysis. Like having your plumber review your root canal.

@eminmien: My teachers always told me drugs were never the answer, but they also told me Pluto was a planet, so now I don't know what to think.

@ddsmidt: I'd be so much more successful if some of my ancestors had just married better.