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@dave_cactus: [sign outside butcher shop: POLISH SAUSAGES - ASK US]
ME: Yes, I'm here about the sausage polishing job?

[sign outside butcher shop: POLISH SAUSAGES – ASK US] 
ME: Yes, I’m here about the sausage polishing job?

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