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@DanMentos: [signing birth certificate]
wife: you put Owen, right?
me: yup
nurse: Now we'll just need a footprint from little [reading] "Owned"

[signing birth certificate]
wife: you put Owen, right?
me: yup
nurse: Now we’ll just need a footprint from little [reading] “Owned”

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