@Lisabug74: Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
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@PinkCamoTO: Physiotherapist: So tell me how you injured yourself? Me: Rock climbing. PT: Me: PT: Me: *whispers* taking off my sports bra.
@causticbob: To tell the difference between African and Indian elephants you have to look at their ears. You lift one up and shout "Where are you from?"
@lisaxy424: Me: time for bed Brain: yeah I'm tired too M: really? wow we may actually get some slee- B: hey do you think anyone's died in this house?
@markydoodoo: imagine being 93 years old and then you’re bit by a vampire and you’re stuck being a 93 year old forever