@DanteEvilCat: Silence is golden! Unless you have a toddler, then silence is very, very suspicious.
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@EmmaUtters: Someone knocked at my door asking if I would like to donate to the children's home so I just chucked him a few kids
@ThisOneSayz: Marriage is like Disneyland. Magical at first but then you realize that there's someone else in the Mickey suit.
@Cheeseboy22: If you try to rob my house, you should know that the item in the house I paid the most for are my son's braces.
@notacroc: [1st date] Her: we should keep religion out of this *religion gets up & leaves the table* Me: see what u did? *I get up and chase after it*