@DanteEvilCat: Silence is golden! Unless you have a toddler, then silence is very, very suspicious.
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@heroofthehour: whenever I see "likes her own status" on facebook, a little bit of me dies and becomes a horcrux.
@MissNaughty1801: I find it inconsiderate that policemen always ask if I had been drinking but they never bother to ask if I had anything to eat at all