@DanteEvilCat: Silence is golden! Unless you have a toddler, then silence is very, very suspicious.
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@cravin4: I once had sex while drinking a beer and didn't spill a drop. I only wish there was someone else there to witness it.
@LukeAdams95: Ask your siblings to close your door and they will start telling u how u treated them 3 months ago
@GensPlace: Spiders have it about right. If he doesn't bring her a snack when he courts her it's curtains..