@DanteEvilCat: Silence is golden! Unless you have a toddler, then silence is very, very suspicious.
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@AbbyHasIssues: Whenever someone says, “Good question” I never hear their answer because I’m too busy congratulating myself for asking such a good question.
@david8hughes: Cop: we know you're in there. Me in a French accent: I am not ere, I am in France. Cop: when will you be back? Me: je ne comprends pas
@Storminika: Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door? And what is the person inside to say? "who is it?"