@MicheleAKALips: You never realize what have till its gone........ Toilet paper is a good example of this.

@lanyardigan: Now imagine how close together the presidents' bodies are, under their Mount Rushmore heads.

@daemonic3: "Welcome, teachers & parents, to our community school assembly" *gestures to 237 IKEA boxes* "Let's begin! Who's got the Allen wrench?"

@thatcarlygirl: Hey, cooking directions on the sides of packages: Nobody knows the wattage of their microwave.

@doublewenis: Dude! Stop being such a baby, man up, walk over there and ask her if she like, 'like-likes' me.