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@ashmensch: Silent Night,
All is calm,
@six_2_and_even: Before I accept a new job I always ask where my statue will be erected.
@SortaBad: Babies are like Starbucks because they're expensive as shit and yet you still forget them on the roof of your car
@Diversion50: In Transylvania, it's your Count that votes.
@PleaseBeGneiss: ZOMBIE: *squishing brains through fingers* got your knows
@SaraMansford: Dear karma: perhaps we could be partners? You're doing great work, but I've identified a bunch of people you've overlooked.