@TechnicallyRon: Can we stop calling it 'Breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now'

@Skullcat: What if ants aren't insects at all but are vehicles that even smaller insects drive to work?

@ShortSleeveSuit: Maybe if we didn’t spend SO much time throwing gang signs we could’ve started this baking class on time

@rpbateman: Fun Fact: When you die, someone will feel inconvenienced that your funeral is on a particular day. lol

@tastefactory: "What's taking the pharmacist so long? It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*