@MicheleAKALips: You never realize what have till its gone........
Toilet paper is a good example of this.
@lanyardigan: Now imagine how close together the presidents' bodies are, under their Mount Rushmore heads.
@daemonic3: "Welcome, teachers & parents, to our community school assembly"
*gestures to 237 IKEA boxes*
"Let's begin! Who's got the Allen wrench?"
@thatcarlygirl: Hey, cooking directions on the sides of packages: Nobody knows the wattage of their microwave.
@doublewenis: Dude! Stop being such a baby, man up, walk over there and ask her if she like, 'like-likes' me.
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