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@jimmytorosian: Simon: I wrote a song
Garfunkel: *reads lyrics*
Garfunkel: "I am a rock. I am an island" dude I'm like right here. I thought we were friends

Simon: I wrote a song
Garfunkel: *reads lyrics*
Garfunkel: “I am a rock. I am an island” dude I’m like right here. I thought we were friends

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