@MagsDickson: Simply brilliant...
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@preawsaurus: it's always the wrong ex who gets drunk and messages you a million times about how much he loves you.
@primawesome: If the CIA has my house bugged they've heard several impromptu songs about my dog being a good boy.
@SCbchbum: I wouldn’t mind being catcalled if it were useful: “Hey baby, boot sale at Macy’s!” or, “Line’s shorter at Starbucks on 5th, sweet cheeks!”