@MagsDickson: Simply brilliant...
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@StarWarsProblms: Yoda: Clouded, your future is. Anakin: Are you smoking pot again? Yoda: Six cheeseburgers, I want.
@leshnevsky: How to make a woman crazy in two steps: 1. Take a picture of her 2. Don't show her the picture
@MarfSalvador: [being buried alive] murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly
@NickBossRoss: You legally aren't married until someone says, "haha but seriously" in their wedding speech.