@pattymo: Sinbad isn’t just a comedian’s name - it’s also an extremely short summary of The Bible
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@dafloydsta: [getting mugged] ME: *leans in for a kiss* MUGGER: *slowly backs away* ME: haha this is so us
@Tups13: No strings attached relationships are all fun and games until you fall for a guitar. Or a marionette. Or a yo-yo.