@pattymo: Sinbad isn’t just a comedian’s name - it’s also an extremely short summary of The Bible
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@nolifecoach: If a girls tongue being pierced really mattered, then I would have my palm pierced!
@robdelaney: Man next to to me just said into his phone "You caught me in the middle of a sandwich." He's lying. He is not in a sandwich.
@Home_Halfway: Raccoons wearing tiny little glasses, digging through trash and carefully reading nutritional information of any food items they find.