@pattymo: Sinbad isn’t just a comedian’s name - it’s also an extremely short summary of The Bible
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@Cheeseboy22: I saw this heartwarming video of baby bears climbing out of a dumpster and thought, "Who would throw away a perfectly good baby bear?"
@MartaEffing: Therapist: You need to focus on setting healthy boundaries. Me: *goes home* *puts broccoli around perimeter of donut box* *eats 12 donuts*
@erica_rosie: Working hard at building up my self confidence! (that's what I named my new Lego set)
@Cidisn: Auto mechanic: Well here's your problem. The last person to work on this didn't wash their hands after using the restroom.