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3. Most succinct version of the Bible
@badbanana: It's called Taco Bell because Alexander Graham Bell also invented the taco.
@Shock_Monster: Hostess: Table for one?
Me: More like TABLE FOR FUN, AMIRITE?
Me: Yes, one please.
Mike: It's a sled. I call it the Mikesled.
Bob: I have a better idea.
@apok842: I hope Hell freezes over soon. A few women have promised me dates when it happens.
@UnFitz: *fools rush in*
*they all slam into each other*