@nicfit75: Since getting the new iPhone with fingerprint unlock technology I've never worried so much about losing my thumb.
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@kelly_eberle: Haunted house ideas: -“we need to talk” room -“you’re being audited” room -“my period is late” room -“two days before payday” room
@weirdralph: The next time someone says "expect the unexpected," I'm going to punch them in the nose and ask if they expected that.
@KalvinMacleod: [date] HER: ok let’s both say our greatest fear at the same time, 3 2 1 HER: being alone ME: a clown eating my hotdog