@just1fool: Since I live my financial life under water I decided to put a "Beware of sharks" sign in my front yard.
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@tinatbh: i hate when adults make fun of u and ask if u bought ur jeans with all the holes in them. why don’t u go fix the holes in our economy robert
@AimeeHelene1: *husband comes outside* "What are all the neighbors out here laughing about?" *sees me trying to skateboard to the mailbox*
@rocknthepurple: I just wish I had someone who wanted to touch me as much as my shower curtain does.