@just1fool: Since I live my financial life under water I decided to put a "Beware of sharks" sign in my front yard.
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@noog: Obama: Joe, look. Full moon Biden: What? TONIGHT? *starts shapeshifting* Obama: Joe? Biden: AARRGHHH *Gore kicks door down* Gore: MANBEARPIG
@crunchenhancer: Never go to a combination dentist / proctologist..... but if you do, get the dental work first.
@michaeldean0116: If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader then she would be known as Ella Vader.......