@just1fool: Since I live my financial life under water I decided to put a "Beware of sharks" sign in my front yard.
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@WilliamAder: Usually takes me two or three tries to correctly aim the remote at the TV, if anyone was thinking of challenging me to a duel.
@myles_morrison: Whenever your girlfriend tells you she's on her period remember not to say things like "that explains it."
@buhsbaby_baby: If you think my laughter is infectious, you should try having unprotected sex with me.
@KissabiX: I visited you every day in hospital when you were in a coma. They gave me free wifi & coffee, It was the best 2 months of our married life