@bryanmcc74: Since joining twitter I've started 2 new collections .......... Dust and cobwebs !
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@awescar: *rips finished page from adult coloring book* *puts it on daughter's toy kitchen fridge*
@adult_keverage: Bought a 2nd cell phone to leave on the coffee table as a decoy when I go tweet in the bathroom.
@wickedsuga: I need your parent's phone number so I can call you & hang up when they answer. Cause if I'm gonna crush on you, I'm doing it old school.