@badbanana: Since they won't vote anyway, Obama should make the GOP look bad by nominating a bald eagle holding a picture of Jesus to the Supreme Court.
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@MichaelGoffLA: "Engagement" can mean either planning to marry or initiating combat. Coincidence?
@qwertying: Do you think the inventor of the USB will be buried twice? The 2nd time because they put him in the wrong way?
@kelkulus: My girlfriend and I are celebrating our anniversary tonight by breaking up six years ago.
@Matty_Softmitts: I confuse "playing dead" with "playing dumb" so if I ever encounter a bear I'll probably be like "Listen, I don't even know how I got here."