@fraktal8: Since wine is made from grapes its technically accurate to say I did a fruit juice cleanse for New Years Eve.
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@AndrewChamings: genie: are you sure? me: just do it *my dog winks and gives me a fist bump for the third time*
@TheTweetOfGod: NEW EXPRESSIONS "Kanye bless you." "Kanye damn it!" "One nation, under Kanye." "Thank Kanye Almighty!" "The Kanyefather, Part II"
@shelbyfero: My safe word is "keep going." It's led to some HILARIOUS miscommunications let me tell you!