@TheTweetOfGod: Since yesterday was the National Day of Prayer, today must be the National Day of Disappointment.
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@iamburtjarvis: riddler: check out aquaman's new tweet: "on my way to destroy the legion of doom with fam" lex luthor: you follow aquaman? LOL others: LOL
@PabloGSerski: The secret of a long marriage is accepting the utter euphoria you would feel from strangling your spouse to death isn't worth life in jail.
@IrishVin: I love walking down the street smiling to myself. It really freaks people out. Especially if my trousers are round my ankles.