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@SirEviscerate: "Since you both claim to be this infant's mother, we'll cut the baby in half."
OK.
Sounds reasonable.
"Y...uh, alright then. Let's do this."

“Since you both claim to be this infant’s mother, we’ll cut the baby in half.”
OK.
Sounds reasonable.
“Y…uh, alright then. Let’s do this.”

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