@VinnyPisciotta1: Singin' in the Rain is a beloved Oscar-winning classic, but singin' on the train will get you harsh stares and a six seater all to yourself.
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@causticbob: If you're using public transport never give up your seat to an old lady... That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.
@Joydas: Half of Americans must be thinking Gaza Strip is the name of some Strip Club which Israel wants
@MarfSalvador: [Pulled over by cops] Murderer: I swear officer! There ain't nuthin in the trunk! Cop: SIR, PLEASE STEP DOWN FROM THE ELEPHANT
@daisysunshine90: I need a man, not a boy. They will have much more structurally sound ideas for me to bypass the lava floor and make it to the blanket fort.