@deenasjoint: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed...while married women come home see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.
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@1CarParade: If the government keeps doing nothing for much longer, it will get its own reality show on E!
@MsCarlissima: My car starts to hydroplane. I let go & whisper, "Do it. Become the plane you've always dreamed of. I love you." *Soft kiss*
@TimB5150: I miss the days if you were angry while on the phone, you could slam it down without costing $400!