@TheMichaelRock: *sings Hakuna Matata during your meltdown*
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@daniel_shaw: I act like Pacman at parties. I walk around the room eating everything in site and avoiding everyone.
@hippieswordfish: lobster christian grey: 'my tastes are very.....singular' *opens closet door revealing hundreds of rubber bands*