@TheMichaelRock: *sings Hakuna Matata during your meltdown*
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@rolldiggity: 1. Sit in stall of a crowded bathroom. 2. Whisper, "Oh no, not again..." 3. Slowly pour a large bucket of milk onto the floor.
@mynameisntdave: If you want your dog to take a pill: 1. Get a piece of cheese 2. Eat the cheese for energy 3. Get ready to wrestle your dog
@angibangie: *Passing the same coworker in the hallway more than once: Don't look at me, I already said "Hi" to you.
@lovemyboots111: Ladies, if your man says he'll fix it, he will. There's no reason to remind him every 6 months.